Slaying The Horrible Beast
Dear friends,
Bad Empanada is a particularly sick and disgusting Greek-Australian Hamas supporter living in Buenos Aires. He boasts hundreds of thousands of followers and he’s recently been promoted by the single largest online political streamer Hasan Piker. This is despite the fact that he has explicitly called for the mass murder of all Israelis as well as terrorist attacks against Jewish civilians across the world.
This man is responsible for a reign of terror against hundreds of people online, a campaign that has now escalated to the point where human skulls have been sent to the address of famous YouTuber Ethan Klein. Bad Empanada encouraged this terrifying harassment campaign while boasting about calling Child Protection Services on Ethan simply because his wife is Israeli.
In my personal case, Bad Empanada doxxed my family members before posting my address and phone number to his followers and literally encouraging them to kill me.
Somehow he thought this was a good idea prior to engaging a random ‘‘No Win-No Fee’’ Better Call Saul ass law firm in Australia to try sue me for defamation of character.
This was a huge mistake on his part because I work for one of the best barristers in Australia. Anthony Morris KC was the youngest person appointed silk in the entire Commonwealth in the twentieth century and he’s previously represented clients ranging from Australian Prime Ministers to Oasis’s Noel Gallagher.
Anthony Morris KC sent a letter back to his law firm basically explaining that it is categorically impossible for Bad Empanada to be defamed by anybody on the planet because his reputation is already so horrible.
Take a sample paragraph:
‘‘He has a long history of publicly endorsing child abuse, rape, mass murder, and genocide through his posts, thereby demonstrating that he is a deeply amoral and anti-social individual who poses a very real danger to society.’’
We added a letter containing hundreds of these screenshots and his law firm dropped him as a client.
Bad Empanada loves to threaten people with defamation proceedings. This is one of his all time favourite harassment tactics and he’s used this against dozens of people to try silence their criticism of him.
Because Bad Empanada is so insane, I’ve decided to open source Anthony Morris’s legal letter to him. It shows that BE has no reputation to be defamed. Remember: when Anthony Morris KC sent this to his law firm, they dropped him as a client immediately!
Simply consult this letter if Bad Empanada ever threatens to sue you in the future. Together we can take this terror tactic away from him!
See below.
The Beginning:
Note: My favourite part of his stupid letter. ‘‘We are instructed that, in the time since the Offending Publications were made, our client’s X account has received significantly (73% to 84%) less likes, followers, replies and reposts than it usually does.’’
My Response:
Tony’s Legal Letter:





Annexures:
This file contains 43 pages of screenshots showing Bad Empanada endorsing terrorist attacks and various terrorist organisations around the world. They also contain screenshots showing him doxxing and threatening countless people.
The Capitulation:
Conclusion
I publish this legal exchange in the hope that it may be of some use to somebody terrorised by Bad Empanada in the future. This guy is legitimately a moral, political and spiritual terrorist and he thinks that he has total impunity because he lives in Argentina where the civil court system is broken.
Remember, terrorists only have power if you give them power over you. Never capitulate to his terrorist tactics. Hold strong and call his bluff and he will fold like he folded above.
Most blessed wishes,
Alexander Matthew Timley Phillips XVI (Personal Assistant to Mr Pavlou)
April 23rd, 2025
Feast Day of Holy Glorious Great-Martyr and Victory-Bearer and Wonder-Worker George
“Behold, I have given you authority to tread upon serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy; and nothing shall hurt you.’’ — The Gospel of St. Luke 10:19
This Bad Empenada guy seems like a real jerk!
H3 family appreciates your hard work. Very commendable and sorry you had to go through this process